# Saturday, April 15, 2006

So I said, "they probably don't like feisty women..."

feisty

  1. tenacious, energetic, belligerent, spunky
  2. prepared to stand and fight, often despite small stature or lack of strength

[ feisty - Wiktionary ]

The Internet is so helpful. Although I know what words mean, I don't actually have to think about it, I can just look up the definition. I guess this will tempt me to be lazy, and never think, and eventually my brain will atrophy and die, but for now I'm just excited about how helpful this Internet is...

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Mijo

Conjoined spanish slang of affection. Mi hijo, "my son." Can be said to any man or boy, usually by an older person. Can also mean "my dear" "sweetie" or "hun."

Also directed to guys by thier wives, girlfriends, or any female freind and peer.

[ Urban Dictionary: mijo ]

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# Friday, April 14, 2006

Spanish is what?

In the United States, Spanish is permeating the country more and more. One cannot ride a city bus without seeing ads and bus safety instructions in English and Spanish. One cannot enter chain stores like Wal-Mart and Home Depot without seeing ads and signs in both languages. One cannot call a major credit card company, airline or other large business without first hearing an automated menu that often starts in Spanish – or at least offers to proceed in Spanish.

[ American Observer - April 5, 2006 - For Spanish, Press One ]

Check your facts, English is the language of the foreigner.

We decided that we wanted the lower 1/3 of the lower 48 when it still belonged to Mexico. We got Texas to come on over and then fought a little war with Mexico to grab the rest. I guess at the time we should have shipped all current inhabidents to Mexico, and force all new immigrants to learn English. Then we could just equate Spanish to Bad Person from Another Country or a B-PAC. Perhaps we could then hunt down B-PACs for sport, or sell their babies as a food source. So many things that we can't do now because we accidentally allowed some Spanish speakers to become actual US Citizens. Of course since the world Spanish speaking population is so darn small, I can see why so many are against anyone in the US even knowing it.

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They should learn to speak American, gosh darn it!

If only we knew what that was...

The United States is home to approximately 336 languages (spoken or signed) of which 176 are indigenous to the area. 52 languages formerly spoken in the US territory are now extinct...

The United States does not have an official language...

Several states ... are officially bilingual:

  • Louisiana (English and French),
  • New Mexico (English and Spanish),
  • Hawaii (Hawaiian English and Hawaiian),

In 2000, the census bureau printed the standard census questionnaires in six languages: English, Spanish, Korean, Chinese (in traditional characters), Vietnamese, and Tagalog.

[ Languages in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]

And, of course, the official languages or most often heard languages in many sections of the US when we "acquired" them was not English. German, French, Spanish were all spoken in large sections of the US for many many years, and for much of that before they were "American".

Now I am sure I understand the issue. It is a common known fact that multiple language countries are at a big disadvantage in the world, and will always be second rate countries. I mean I've never even heard of some of these places:

  • Norway (Bokmål Norwegian, Nynorsk Norwegian; small Sami- and Finnish-speaking minorities)
  • Iceland (Icelandic, English, Nordic languages, German widely spoken)
  • Luxembourg (Luxermbourgish (national) French, German)
  • Canada (English & French)
  • Sweden (Swedish, small Sami- and Finnish-speaking minorities)
  • Switzerland (German, French, Italian, Romansch)
  • Ireland (English, Irish)
  • Belgium (Dutch, Flemish, French, German)

Oh, wait, those are all countries that the UN ranks higher than the US as most livable. I've got it, multi-lingual is a hindrance to our economic might. So we'll check the World Economic Forum's Growth Competitiveness rankings to see who threatens our might and how they will have an unfair advantage by being uni-lingual:

  • Finland - even if they aren't multi-lingual, they're in the EU and have to deal with it
  • Sweden - see above
  • Denmark - see above
  • Taiwan - Mandarin Chinese, Taiwanese, Hakka dialects (See CIA)
  • Singapore - Mandarin, English, Malay, Hokkien, Cantonese, Teochew, Tamil, other Chinese dialects, other (Says the CIA)
  • Iceland - see above
  • Switzerland - see above
  • Norway - see above
  • Australia - well... I think some of the aboriginals might not speak English...

So it's not that. It must be that supporting more than one language is a burden on the government and their spending resources. That would mean all of the largest economies in the world would have to have one language, or they'd have spent all their money supporting their masses that don't fall in line with the rest of their nation. According to AustralianPolitics.com the top 15 (minus the US and Australia, 'cause I wanted to) are:

  • Japan - Aha! Here's one.
  • Germany - EU country, see above
  • United Kingdom - EU country, see above (though not sharing a currency. 'course that doesn't matter they still have the regional languages to deal with - Scottish, Welsh, Norman French)
  • France - EU country, see above
  • China (exc.HK) - Standard Chinese or Mandarin (Putonghua, based on the Beijing dialect), Yue (Cantonese), Wu (Shanghaiese), Minbei (Fuzhou), Minnan (Hokkien-Taiwanese), Xiang, Gan, Hakka dialects, minority languages (see Ethnic groups entry)
  • Italy - EU country, see above
  • Canada - Still English and French
  • Mexico - Spanish, various Mayan, Nahuatl, and other regional indigenous languages
  • Spain - EU country, see above
  • Brazil - Portuguese, Spanish, English, French
  • India - English, Hindi, Bengali, Telugu, Marathi, Tamil, Urdu, Gujarati, Malayalam, Kannada, Oriya, Punjabi, Assamese, Kashmiri, Sindhi, and Sanskrit
  • Korea - Korean, English
  • Netherlands - EU country, see above

(All language info for that bunch also from the CIA) OK, so far we are threatened by the Australians and the Japanese and want to level the playing field by exporting millions of foreign speaking, most likely illegal, aliens from the US. And, of course, any lands that we (as a country) purchased or won in war are expected to fall in line with our un-official official language of English in 1 generation or less. Plus we'd rather not spend any money on those language classes, so bring a check book (though we're happy to pay for hunting down the "illegals").

I'm glad that I've done a bit of research and thought this out. Next up: lets close all of these foreign food establishments, I think they are attracting fer'ners too...

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# Thursday, April 13, 2006

Happy New Year!

To all of my Thai, Cambodia, Laosian, Burmese, and Sri Lankan visitors!

The Thai New Year (Southeast Asian New Year) (สงกรานต์ = Songkran in Thai language) is celebrated every year on April 13 to April 15. It is also celebrated in Cambodia, Laos, and Myanmar (Burma). Sri Lanka also celebrates a similar festival called Sinhalese and Tamil new year on the same dates.

[ Thai New Year - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]

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# Monday, April 10, 2006

What kind of girl are you/are you looking for?

Some book about cooking and dating put this together:

She is a hybrid of:
Gourmet Girl
Progressive Girl

Click on the pictures below to read more:

Gourmet Girl Progressive Girl
Take the 'What Kind of Girl Is She?' quiz at CookingToHookup.com

Seems about right, I guess. Not enough questions like "Is she from Southeast Asia or the Southeast Asian Maritimes?" to really pointpoint anything, methinks...

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# Sunday, April 09, 2006

Try before you buy without waiting for GameFly...

Bring your Nintendo DS to your local participating game store and wirelessly download demos of the newest DS games! With the new DS Download Station, you can sample the latest and greatest games for your Nintendo DS and try before you buy.

[ DS Download Stations ]

Sure, it's DS only, and yes I love GameFly, but it seems that you can bring your DS to any DC area BestBuy or GameCrazy and try out a few games. Can't wait to see Sony follow suit.

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# Thursday, April 06, 2006

Addictive


Country Road
Originally uploaded by GazzaP.
Flickr has a page that you can forever reload and see pics that have been marked "interesting" from the past 7 days. Page after page after page of seriously good photography and interesting views of the world.

This is possibly the proper replacement for Life magazine. I just wish the stories were better...
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Photoshop is to Gimp like CoolEdit is to...

Audacity is free, open source software for recording and editing sounds. It is available for Mac OS X, Microsoft Windows, GNU/Linux, and other operating systems.

[ Audacity: Free Audio Editor and Recorder ]

Thanks Nate!

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# Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Quick and Dirty way to be rid of SQL Server 2000 without recoding all DTS scripts

With ten minutes of cleanup, you can use a DTS package generated by SQL Server 2000 within the Visual Studio .NET framework. You'll have all the benefits of running in the Visual Studio .NET framework, and be able to programmatically control the behavior of the DTS package. This article will get you there quickly while navigating a path that isn't always straight forward.

[ How to run a DTS VB package in the .NET framework ]

This will, however, require some serious skillz to maintain these scripts if any changes need to be made...

Update: Gruskada points out that it is not really SQL Server 2003, except in my heart...

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# Friday, March 31, 2006

Only one night out in Austin

But yummy:

Smoked Chicken Chile Relleno– Poblano pepper stuffed with smoked chicken, chopped pecans, apricots, Jack cheese and raisins, with green chile mole, roasted tomato cream, Tejas rice and black beans. 9.95

[ Welcome to Z'tejas! ]

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# Sunday, March 26, 2006

Trip to Texas

Headed to Texas next week, and still have some birthday money left over, so that means buy some entertainment:

[Me & My Katamari] [Domino] Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

So even though I'm away from family and home, I should at least not be so bored...

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