So your friend sent you a story that you just can't believe, but wait it's 4/1/2005, a quick check of Wikipedia:
April 1, 2005
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[ April 1, 2005 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]
And you discover it is in fact not a hoax at all! Or it is, depending, oh just go to the site...
PR about Googles new offering:
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex.
[ Google Gulp ]
If you need a used cap, let me know I've got 3 more left.
Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
Update on the famous sex.com case hit Yahoo! News via USA Today today:
The case has served as a cautionary tale. Cohen, 57, who built a cyberporn empire in the late 1990s based on the Sex.com name, vows to clear his name. Kremen, 41, a boy wonder of e-commerce in the early 1990s, has bankrolled a phalanx of lawyers and private detectives in the hope of hunting down Cohen and collecting his judgment.
[ Yahoo! News - Appeals court upholds Sex.com ruling ]
Interesting that the story focuses more on the personalities than the legal precedent that this sets, but I had to chuckle when I get to the bottom of the story and see the "context sensitive" advertisement:
Oh peoplefinders.com, usa-people-search.com, and findpeopletoday.com; if it were only that easy...
I tend to think that I have a better understanding of the British, or at least the differences between us (Americans) and the British, than your average American. However there were a few surprises for me on this list:
American English has further changed due to the influx of non-English speakers whose words sometimes enter American vernacular. Many words have entered American English from Spanish, Native American languages, and so on.
[ American English - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ]
that neck of the woods comes from a Native American tounge? Brits call squashes marrows? Savvy comes from Spanish? American English has borrowed from Tagalog?
We invented some words? Sure gerrrymander I knew, but belittle? Applesauce? Teenager? What on earth do Brits call applesauce and teenagers?
And surely, growning up in the midatlantic/north east I have a good grasp of vocabulary borrowed from Yiddish (which are always fun to say), but I didn't realize that maven and drek came from Yiddish, and I thought that skosh did (yet it came from Japanese).
This happened a week or two ago:
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
a. sunshower (34.29%)
b. the wolf is giving birth (0.04%)
c. the devil is beating his wife (6.43%)
d. monkey's wedding (0.16%)
e. fox's wedding (0.15%)
f. pineapple rain (0.03%)
g. liquid sun (0.74%)
h. I have no term or expression for this (55.15%)
i. other (3.02%) (10691 respondents)
[ Dialect Survey Results ]
Thanks to this survey I now call it something like "The monkey and devil got married and gave birth to the wolf", since I can never remember anything on this list...
My phone's camera leaves a bit to be desired, as you can tell from this super-crisp photo I took at the market:
Mocha Coffee Jelly? It says something about putting it on creme cheese on crackers or something. Seems they will put anything in Jelly these days. I wonder how much caffeine it has.
Those who read me regularly are likely aware that I GameFly. I find it is a great way to try out crap games without ever having to buy them. You know the titles, curious looking, you know they probably suck, but want to confirm it.
 Today we confirm one real stinker, and another that just doesn't suit my taste. The first is Retro Atari Classics: 10 or so old Atari games that I don't remember liking much the first time around. They've had some "artists" spruce up the graphics, since computers are a bit better than they were back in the day. Centipede comes out psychedelic, but rather unplayable due to the odd stylus system where you don't touch where your guy goes, but close to where he goes. Missile command's new look is nice, but the touch screen is too sensitive so you run out of missiles rather quickly, leaving your cities defenseless. Gravitar, Sprint, and Lunar Lander always sucked, so who cares... Breakout and Pong get old so quickly, and Asteroids has never been my favorite (plus it's already on my sidekick). Warlords is OK, but it's just 4 player Pong mixed with Breakout, which still gets old quickly. And Tempest just looks and plays crappy on the DS.
 The second is Zookeeper, a fancied up version of Bejeweled. I found it much more enjoyable than Bejeweled, but I find Bejeweled barely more fun than popping bubble plastic. (Though that is a mini-game in Warioware Touched, which I did love). If you like Bejeweled you will love Zookeeper, as it is a bit more challenging, and there are some nifty new rules to it. Perhaps there are super cool unlockables as well, I'm not patient enough to find them.
What I'm really looking forward to is the 3rd game sent my way, which somehow didn't make it with the other two, God of War. It looks to be a contender for PS2 Game of the Year, perhaps even Game of the Year, even if Resident Evil 4 should be a shoe in for that one.
It's addictive. Ever since playing Katamari Damacy I have been listening to tons of Japanese Pop Music, mostly the likes of:
Though among those I really appreciate the Bosa Nova influence in FPM, it's downright viral. And I think influenced the soundtrack to Feel the Magic XY/XX so much you could say it was stolen.
It's tax time. Taxes confuse me. I think my taxes should be very very simple, but the software (TaxCut this year) always asks me so many friggin' questions. Though planning for next year, I noted this:
Hobby Expenses
Enter the amount of any expenses you incurred in 2004 in the course of your not-for-profit activities, but only to the extent you reported income from those activities.
In counting "total expenses" for this purpose, you must include items such as interest that would be deductible in any event.
If you have expenses in excess of income from an activity, your tax benefit would be greater if you could deduct them. To deduct expenses in excess of income, you must prove that you had a profit motive in engaging in the activity.
You will be presumed to have the needed profit motive if the activity actually showed a profit in 3 of the past 5 years (including 2004). (If the activity consists of breeding, training, showing or racing of horses, the reference is 2 of the last 7 years.)
If you can show the needed profit motive, either using this presumption or otherwise, you should report all of your income and expenses for that activity on Schedule C, not here.
So I simply need to win a few video gaming events, enough to profit for 3 years, and then keep it up to an average of 3 out of each 5 years, and all video game purchases could be deductible?!?!?! Sounds good to me. (If near impossible with my schedule.) Though I expect anyone who blogs, and pulls in enough ad revenue to cover expenses with a bit left over, has some healthy deductions here.
But I don't think it's required to enjoy this excellent music video:
Frankly, I can not speak in English.(a friend of mine helped me to write this one) but it would be quite comfortable for you to watch movie which I had made, because there is quite few letter and words. Please make yourself at home while watching it
[ amalloc of SamBakZa ]
The story then continues with step 2. Perhaps even more on SamBakZa.net, but as I said I don't speak Korean.
Props to Ed (who has no web page).
OK, these guys have some questions:
Do you have a website or run even a web server and want to secure the traffic between your visitor's browser and the web site? Did you find out that, in order to make your site SSL aware, you'll need a SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) certificate? Were you also surprised to find out that such a certificate can cost you hundreds of dollars, and that they are only valid for one year? For what, you might ask yourself?
[ StartCom Free SSL Certificate Project ]
And basically the answer is that if they don't check out people, anyone can get an SSL certificate, and the little lock will mean nothing but traffic is encrypted. Part of what that is supposed to provide is 3rd party confirmation about who you are dealing with. Clearly installation of their root certificate will make your machine somewhat more gullible, and you won't know for sure that when you see the wee lock that you are dealing with the company that says they are that company.
However, they also point out that few people fully understand all of that stuff, and CAs don't check too much to issue a certificate. Most importantly for web developers this means the availability of a true, valid, painless, SSL certificate for localhost for all of your development needs. Now that's something to get excited about.
Update: StartCom has asked me to "check out our project again", as then have increased their offerings and my above statement is no longer true.
Ever since Nintendo dropped Silicon Knights as a secondary developer, I've been worried that I wouldn't see any more games from them:
SEGA has announced an agreement "to acquire and publish next-generation game content" from Silicon Knights - perhaps putting to bed persistent rumours surrounding the Canadian developer's future work.
The companies will collaborate on a new franchise for next-generation consoles, they said this afternoon, although details have not been discussed. "Next-generation consoles" could include any of Xbox 2, PlayStation 3 and Nintendo Revolution.
[ Eurogamer.net - SEGA signs Silicon Knights for next-gen ]
I still mean to go back and try to finish Eternal Darkness. The controls are a bit clunky, but since it was close to launch that's understandable. The sheer originality of the game makes it so enticing.
I think I should start planning now:
Kyoto is one of Japan's leading large cities, founded upon the Heian Capital, which was built in 794 AD. Its population of 1.47 million citizens lives in harmony with a natural and cultural environment which has developed over time immemorial. Kyoto City is a place where you can truly savor first-hand a rich depth of culture and art steeped in tradition, and set against the changing backdrop of the four seasons, with each one possessing its own charm.
[ Kyoto City Web / Message from Mayor / Welcome to Kyoto ]
The question is, will one week be enough? Or perhaps two would be better.
But he did name it. And I think it works:
Q. Why did you feel the need to give this a name?
A. I needed something shorter than “Asynchronous+JavaScript+CSS+DOM+XMLHttpRequest” to use when discussing this approach with clients.
[ adaptive path ajax: a new approach to web applications ]
Props to Gibson for pointing out the "new" name for this approach.
Here's what you should have done, if the taquitos.net guys hadn't already done it:
Taquitos.net is the most comprehensive snack food site on the Interweb, featuring independent reviews of more than 2000 snacks. In addition to snack reviews, Taquitos.net has information on Krispy Kreme doughnuts, chicken nuggets, grilled cheese sandwiches, chocolate milk, snack mascots and more.
[ FAQ about Taquitos.net ]
Mmmm yummy. And with RSS, do you hear that Nintendo? RSS!
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