Why don't I live in London?

...e-mail and messaging services automatically update your Outlook data. Precise navigation by means of GPS guidance. It enables you also to make Voice over IP (VoIP) phone calls...

[ Pocket LOOX T Series - Handhelds - Fujitsu Siemens Computers ]

And, 6 months after release, still not available in the US. I have simple needs:

1. Windows Mobile
2. Keyboard
3. GPS
4. Decent battery

Is that too much to ask, T-Mobile? I love the Dash, but no GPS, and it's on "SmartPhone" and not actual Windows Mobile...