PrntScrn should pull up the new snipping tool

And that's all I wanted, however what I found is quite amazing:

AutoHotkey unleashes the full potential of your keyboard, joystick, and mouse. For example, in addition to the typical Control, Alt, and Shift modifiers, you can use the Windows key and the Capslock key as modifiers. In fact, you can make any key or mouse button act as a modifier.

[ AutoHotkey - Free Mouse and Keyboard Macro Program with Hotkeys and AutoText ]

This thing is seriously freakin' powerful. I'm rather certain it can handle most anything you've ever wanted to map to a key.