Food TV has some St. Paddy's Day ideas...

They get you all excited about the depths of Irish cuisine:

Irish cuisine covers a lot more than basic meat and potatoes. It's hearty yet refined, and utilizes indigenous ingredients for a truly fresh taste.

[ Food Network: St. Patrick's Day ]

So how many ways can one cook bacon, potatoes, and cabbage? (And how many of those can be cooked without the bacon?)