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# Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Around 1927 it was discovered that if you injected the urine of a pregnant woman into a rabbit, there would be corpora hemorrhagica in the ovaries of the rabbit. These bulging masses on the ovaries could not be seen with out killing the rabbit to inspect the ovaries, so invariably, every rabbit died, even if the woman wasn't pregnant. The phrase, "The rabbit died," came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test after the late 1920 and early 1930s

[ The Rabbit Died - The Origins of the Pregnancy Test ]

In other words my wife is:

  • up the duff
  • in the pudding club
  • working on her baby bump
  • or just plain pregcellent

[ Babble.com ]

The next installment of our branch of Clan Kearns is due April 19th, 2009, God willing.

Update: apparently it wasn't meant to be, today the doctor confirmed that we have lost the baby.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:01:43 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [4] -
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008 11:11:16 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
Congratulations! I hope no rabbits were truly harmed in the making of this post and or loaf of bread in the oven.
Nate
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:53:37 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
Congratulations!
DG
Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:00:43 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
Congrats! I've still never heard any of those in real live use - only posted on your blog I believe.
Monday, August 25, 2008 1:58:00 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)
Several days late, Congratulations!
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